March 2012
i think the guy at walgreens has a crush on me does ‘would you like a separate bag for your cheeseballs’ sound flirtatious
i got out of bed to open the door for the delivery guy but then it was the mail lady so i had to get out of bed twice today and im pissed
February 2012
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“how to cope with your now gangsta exboyfriend” a memoir
Anonymous asked: how do i keep myself from murdering my now straight homophobic immature and gangsta ex boyfriend from 3 years ago
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ryansmiseryblog:
why do I wake up every day
momgenes:
Wow pasta is really good when you’re gay
why don’t people listen to old n’sync like we do with old britney
i just thought to myself ‘i wish i was having 3 times as much sex as i’m having now’ but then i realized that 3 x 0 is still 0
gonnachokeyouduringsex@aol.com
i bought myself an extra large bag of peanut m&ms as a reward for not killing myself today
momgenes:
I’m decaying
“ah, the life of an artist! you just gotta believe me that it’ll get better...”
– text from my dad
life is like a rim job
i just told my mom that i think i need to be hospitalized.